Your own Digimon

[Darkclaw]

The name says it all. I'm issuing a Contest type challenge. Make your own Digimon, sketch it out and tell me why it is the best. Rules?

No rules, it can be of any level.

Remember, for extra points, show me the line it comes from.

Digitama -> Baby I -> Baby II -> Child -> Adult -> Perfect -> Ultimate

You MUST have a story line for your Digimon. Most specifically, where it came from. Is it a partner of a DigiDestined? Is it a villain? Does it just want to find a home? ANYTHING!

This is for fun y'all. I've been feeling like a good guy lately so I promise not to make anyone feel like an idiot. You could make a Marshmallow named Mallowmon. I don't care, just as long as you give it some depth.

So lets begin, shall we?

[joekido]

Methinks I aught to get in on this action.

[tcho]

darkclaw said:

You could make a Marshmallow named Mallowmon.

Dang, there goes my idea....

[Tai (Taichi)]

Sounds like this should be mighty fun!!!

[Darkclaw]

Good to know y'all approve! Well then, we can start at any time. The contest will go on until April 30th. The winner will receive a prize, a tag (A small picture to add to their Sig) to signify their Trophy.

Good Luck, Contestants.

[joekido]

Here's my first entry, although by no means my last.


In the beginning of the Digital Realm, there was a little, pixelated creature. You see, the Digital Realm was little more than a few emoticons and winks made with symbols found at the top of one's keyboard. This Digimon, called "Amorphousblobmon" was little more than an amorphous blob, thus its name. Its personality was relatively two-dimensional, as was its actual physical presence. However, it wished upon a * that it could grow up into something inspiring, amazing, and maybe just a little famous.

After some small amount of time, Amorphousblobmon felt tingly, and, having never seen any other Digimon digivolve before, it became frightened. However, all was as it should be, and its digivolution into TuckeredoutKirbymon came without a hitch. Having just expended a whole bunch of RAM, it was understandably tired, so it napped.

When it came-to, it found that it was no longer tired, and had digivolved once more into LeftyKirbymon. LeftyKirbymon was excited with the new and exciting world that had opened up to him. However, after a few day's roaming, he decided that only being able to wander to the left was becoming frustrating, especially when he wanted to take a double-take and couldn't.

Thus was born RightyKirbymon. Excited about the freedom that he thought he had, he was able to look again on all he had passed the first time, and he was able to catch a few things he had missed previously.

However, once again he became frustrated with his inability to turn, being still two-dimensional, and he digivolved once more, this time into TeenageAngstyKirbymon. With two rightously upturned t's, TeenageAngstyKirbymon went about delivering world's of psychological pain on all of the other small, pixelated digital creatures of the Digital Realm.

However, realizing that this was no way to live, he digivolved once again, this time into StraightShooterKirbymon. Able now to look in all directions equally, StraightShooterKirbymon became thrilled about the prospect of his future digivolutions. Unbeknownst to him, StraightShooterKirbymon had only one more digivolution before he had reached his final form, and remembering his first desire -- to have an impact on the world as a famous entity, as well as being three-dimensional, he focused all his energy into one final digivolution.

And that's where the Filet-o-Fish comes from.

Thank you.


Digitama: Amorphousblobmon ('.')

Baby: TuckeredoutKirbymon <(*0*)>

In-Training: LeftyKirbymon (>'.')>

Rookie: RightyKirbymon <('.'<)

Champion: TeenageAngstyKirbymon t('.'t)

Ultimate: StraightShooterKirbymon <( '.' )>

Mega: A filet-o-fish.

[Dark_Sakura13]

Lol, Joe, you should take that great sense of humor and apply it somewhere. You'll be famous >_>

Also... for the record the digivolving line always went

Digitama > Baby > In-Training > Rookie > Champion > Ultimate > Mega

to my knowledge.

[Tai (Taichi)]

I should sell Digimon Insurance..........you'll never know if a Greymon slams its tail into your house, or stomps on your vehicle ----- then, as all the day-time lawyer commercials say, "YOU'LL GET THE MONEY YOU DESERVE!"

And, I'll have a jingle......SING IT LADIES!!! (random line of women singing behind Tai)

"If A Digimon Destroys Your Car, House, or Tree.....call 7-8-7-D-I-G-I-3"

[joekido]

I was just following the line-up presented by Darkclaw.

[Darkclaw]

sakura said:

Lol, Joe, you should take that great sense of humor and apply it somewhere. You'll be famous >_>

Also... for the record the digivolving line always went

Digitama > Baby > In-Training > Rookie > Champion > Ultimate > Mega

to my knowledge.

I was using the Japanese version. The stage names are different.

That's it? One entry so far!? I'm appalled! Though, Joe's entry was magnificent. Kudos to you, good sir. Keep going everyone. My entry will be the last but won't be in the running for the prize, so by all means, keep em coming.

[joekido]

Now, back due to popular demand... from no one in particular, really, it's Thermanesthesiamon! (Cheers from nowhere in general)

Thermanesthesiamon, of "Joe Kido's Craptacular Adventure" fame, was originally a dissatisfied hot dog cart salesman, but finding that there was a dirth in desire for hot dog carts, he went on to cause trouble and rouse the rabble around the Digital World.

Born to a world where Digimon mock you for having a name like Ralph when you look nothing like something that has been ralphed, Thermanesthesiamon went on to be even more cruelly ridiculed when he found that his rookie form left him wearing a bow tie, yellow rain boots, a beanie, and a button-up shirt with a pocket protector, which was oscured by an unnecessarily large beard.

All this he could have handled, except for the fact that, on his first day as a rookie, a Whamon stole his lollipop. How a Whamon managed to get on land and why it would want a lollipop which, while large, was not large enough given the size disparity to account for the theft is one of life's many mysteries. Nevertheless, it was yet one more insult added to Thermanesthesiamon's long list of offenses.

As a champion, a newly digivolved Minion...mon found he just couldn't get a break, as he was the first, and as far as he knew, only Digimon to have an ellipse in the middle of his name. Nevertheless, he tried to make a name for himself as a hot dog cart salesmon, but, as mentioned earlier, this did not go well.

Once he had reached his ultimate form, Thermensethesiamon decided that he had had enough of being bullied, and so he decided it was time for some turnabout. Having heard little about the Digidestined, Thermenesthesiamon decided that harrassing some kids would prove entertaining. However, he found only one of the Digidestined, but on the upside, they were especially mouthy, so he felt justified in his actions.

Unfortunately, Zudomon had a big hammer, and, as they say in some large book -- perhaps "Ulysses" or "War and Peace" -- the rest is history.

Baby:
Ralphmon: Bubbles

In-Training:
DemiDemiThermanesthesiamon: Fizzlecicle

Rookie:
DemiThermanesthesiamon: Red Hot Garlic Breath

Champion:
Minion...mon: Ghetto Crusher

Ultimate:
Thermanesthesiamon: Thermonuclear Thermite Tetra Reaction Overload Sysmo-Galactic Super Nova Chile Crisp Carbohydrate Burninator Mark II (That's better than Mark I!)

[Darkclaw]

I'm tempted to just give it to Joe since no one else else is trying and Sakura insists on correcting me, to her knowledge.

Unless anyone else enters the contest by April 15th, Joe wins by default due to hilariousness.

[tcho]

I would try... but I'm just not that funny. When I try to force comedy, it doesn't work.

[joekido]

Not funny? Say what?! I disagree vehemently, which is to say, with much vehement.

For one thing, your need not be "funny" to be awesome. I know DD is working on something, and we all know he has absolutely no sense of humor. (Oh snap!) If you don't want to try forcing comedy, try to force inspiration instead -- maybe that'll work.

The point is more to get people to throw stuff up on the board to get some lively competition going. In one of these contests, DD and I went back and forth making stuff, constantly trying to outdo each other.

If Darkclaw was the supportive type, I'm sure he'd back me up on this one. Of course, Darkclaw goes around sawing crutch legs and replacing sugar with salt, but deep, deep, incredibly deep down inside, past the constant wails of a tortured soul, there lies a glimmer, not of hope, but of a desire to see people crush each other in efforts to destroy each other's spirits.

[Digidude]

my entry is in progress, joe just has to email it to me. then we'll see who wins!